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Emasculation Charter: Schools Will Indoctrinate Boys to Remove All Masculinity
SCUNTHORPE - England - The PRSB is enacting the Emasculation Charter in schools, where boys will have all remnants of masculinity removed through heavy indoctrination methods.
Millions “Teenage Students” Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry
PARIS - France - Millions of "students" are getting ready for the Erasmus Scheme so they can enter the UK and never leave.
Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel
LONDON - England - Forget about economic statistics and fiscal policy to try and fix the ruined economy, the plan is a simple roulette wheel.
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BRUSSELS - Belgium - Mark Rutte, the NATO chief, said today that Europe must prepare for war with Russia which it has been funding by buying Russian oil and gas.
Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway
LONDON - England - People are crying that Labour are cosying up to the EU again with the Customs Union, but Brexit never happened any way, so why cry?
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