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 It's OK 'Keep Panic Buying Petrol' Brown UrgesLONDON - England - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today urged proles to keep panic buying petrol so that...  Barack Hussein Obama Vows to Wage Jihad on Christian American DoubtersWASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Obama vows to fight prejudice against Islamic values and culture in the United States. In a historic address to his supporters he...  Paris Hilton Sawn in HalfLAS VEGAS - Paris Hilton was chopped in half over the weekend but unfortunately lived to tell the tale.  Britain's Got StabbingLONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented British knife-wielding thugs on display. |
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• Hillary Clinton to be Given Job as White House Intern
• Comrade Brown Proposes New Stealth Tax for Sleeping • Ku Klux Klan Jubilant Over Obama Nomination Win • Is 58 Year Old Amy Winehouse Finally Showing Her Age? • Prince William to Join 5 Week Caribbean Photo-op Cruise • Shock as Scott McClellan Says Invading Iraq Was Bad Decision • Heather Mills: "I Still Love Paul's Money" • Sharon Stone Buys Villa in China • Fidel Castro Endorses Obama • UFO Spotted in Blackpool |
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 Hillary Hoping for Osama AssassinationWASHINGTON DC - USA - Hillary Clinton is hoping on the assassination of the well known terrorist Osama. Speaking to Fox News she told the network why she is...  Amy Winehouse Inducted into 'Hardcore Rehab' with Israeli Miracle DoctorKIRYAT MALACHI - Israel - In a last ditch effort to get herself cleaned up from her addictions, troubled celebrity Amy Winehouse is reportedly set to attempt...  Jade Goody to Replace Carol Vorderman on CountdownMANCHESTER - England - Carol Vorderman the brainy assistant on the long standing daytime TV program, Countdown, will be replaced by Celebrity Big Brother...  Human-Animal Hybrids Roaming Britain's Streets TodayMANCHESTER - England - Scientists have discovered human-animal hybrids which were specifically created for medical experimentation somehow roaming the streets... |
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